Drinking from a FIRE HOSE!!!

Wow, so this is the internet!  I feel like a girl who just saw the sunlight for the very first time!  Does anybody know what year it is?  Anybody own a cave?  Want one?  I have ten.  

So lets get started by talking about something really stimulating and intellectually rewarding.  I will begin by posing a most intriguing question:  What is an Art?  Chime in: (remember to say something professional sounding so my professor will approve).